"I’m going to speak from the heart for one second. Without a doubt, we’ve been a band for five years, and we have never played for a more passionate, awesome fucking audience than you. Guys, don’t … Don’t make me emotional. Brian, stop texting this is a moment. We’re going to be doing a signing, where we want to meet as many of you as fucking possible. A guy is gonna come out here in a minute and tell you where to go and what to do, but we just wanna say we fucking, fucking love you.”
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)
who has ever thought this ever
Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach
don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.
Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.
Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.
St. Lawrence: The Sass master
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
what if my friends dont think im fast enough
I love how even the animals in Pickham speak with Cockney accents.
Dragon Quest VIII, PS2